Sunday, January 15, 2017

Rogue Meh

The new Star Wars was bland, dull, and mediocre.

None of the characters were interesting, except for the robot who was a complete dickhead.

Also, a multi-racial cast is fine but why hire actors with such obviously broken accents?

On a very basic level I found myself struggling to understand what they were saying.

For fuck's sake, it's Star Wars.  Nobody has trouble understanding Chewbacca when he howls or R2 when he bleepity-blips.

Let the blind dude speak Mandarin.  I mean, his only reason for being there was to get Chinese box office returns anyhow.

Edit:  O.K. then, let him speak Cantonese then.

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